pukkke: if morgan freeman goes to jail is he just morgan man
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: Doesn't taste like...
kenynguyen: timothydelaghetto: THIS IS THE BEST why am I laughing so hard
In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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elementary school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg lucky
40 years into the future
kid: mommy I can't sleep
me: I'll sing you to sleep with one of the oldies from my time...
me: RACK CITY BITCH, RACK, RACK CITY BITCH, TEN, TEN, TEN, TWENTIES ON YO TITTIES BITCH.
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