i wear speedos and i strut in my room for guys
Its so fun messing with micah when hes half alseep
He was hella tripping out over everything and i was messing with him. I told him he had super powers that when he yells penis his ear penis gets bigger. I manage to convince him it was all a dream and he kept typing penis to me and i told him to yell it out loud. LOL. He did. His dad woke up check up on him and thinks hes gay now. LOL. I can so imagine this happening. Its like hes high and...
REALIZATION: Something that comes at the wrong...
christinerneener: My dearest mother is a dearest bitch. I’m still pretty angry about her attitude. I was like OMG its a Haiku but then i realized its not.
That one comfortable feeling you get your your...
joe-rome: phamkt: I love it when i get into that snuggle spot. The spot thats all warm and feels soooo good. Its like you can lay in that spot forever and just when you think you can stay like that forever… Dad ” WAKE UP TIME FOR SCHOOL!” Aww fuck no i only had 3 mins of snuggle time. You got to be kidding me -___- ALL THE TIME. Says the gay guy.
That one comfortable feeling you get your your...
I love it when i get into that snuggle spot. The spot thats all warm and feels soooo good. Its like you can lay in that spot forever and just when you think you can stay like that forever… Dad ” WAKE UP TIME FOR SCHOOL!” Aww fuck no i only had 3 mins of snuggle time. You got to be kidding me -___- ALL THE TIME.
FAT P.E TEACHER
Why must you be fat? Telling us to run when your the one who needs to run. Nigguh please. Go get in shape then maybe ill listen to you in class. So much for showing an example for us to get in shape. And dont give me that ” I was a star athelete.” Please, i dont see it.
People these days.
When someone punches me somewhere and i dont show them any sign of pain they go “Stop holding it in” A. Im not holding shit in. B. You cant punch. C. I can take punches. D. Shut the fuck up cus im not trying to be all hard.
huaadonna: LOL, YEAH. I’d like to see you try! But hey, on the other side.. You’ve got your maplestory addiction while I got my City Ville. SO, were even! Aha.(= I dont have an addiction with Maplestory.
Just saying but..
I think its hot when girls wear skinny jeans and they pull up their pants. OHHH MAN.
KEVIN, DI NGU DI.
christinerneener: idk if i spelled that right, but GO TO SLEEP. If your talking about me then not yet i need to reach 70% :O
Conversation Between Ex's:
girl: your new girlfriend is pretty. (i bet she stole your heart)
boy: yeah, she is. (but you’re still the most beautiful girl i know)
girl: i heard she’s funny & amazing. (all the stuff i wasn’t)
boy: she sure is. (but she’s nothing compared to you)
girl: i bet you know everything about her by now (like how you knew just about everything about me)
boy: only the stuff that count (i can’t even remember the stuff she tells me when i think of you)
girl: well, I hope you guys last. (because we never did)
boy: i hope we do too. (whatever happened to me & you?)
girl: well i got to go. (before i start to cry)
boy: yeah me too. (i hope you don’t cry)
girl: bye. (i still love you)
boy: later. (i never stopped)
LOL. Yeah you wish this would happen.
Guy: Hi! (Why the fuck is this bitch talking to me?)
STORYTIME: A SUMMARIZATION OF MY DAY →
phamkt: holymitchunk: SLEPT AT 11 WOKE UP AT 1:30 DID MICAH’S ESSAY PLAYED SOME GHOST TRICK DS DIED WENT TO SLEEP AT 3:30 WOKE UP AT 7 WENT TO SCHOOL SPANISH WAS STUPID CHOIR WAS ALRIGHT MATH WAS ALRIGHT PE WAS AWESOME BIOLOGY WAS BORING ENGLISH WAS ALRIGHT WENT HOME … Go play your stupid mechanics :O
A SUMMARIZATION OF MY DAY
holymitchunk: SLEPT AT 11 WOKE UP AT 1:30 DID MICAH’S ESSAY PLAYED SOME GHOST TRICK DS DIED WENT TO SLEEP AT 3:30 WOKE UP AT 7 WENT TO SCHOOL SPANISH WAS STUPID CHOIR WAS ALRIGHT MATH WAS ALRIGHT PE WAS AWESOME BIOLOGY WAS BORING ENGLISH WAS ALRIGHT WENT HOME SLEPT A BIT ATE DINNER HERE I AM NOW HI KEVIN THIS POST ISN’T ABOUT POKEMON I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY Nope still not....
Me: Whats up? Donna: Nothing, lol. I just grabbed some tapioca w/ my sis. (x Me: Oh, Well i just grabbed some milk from the fridge with my hand. Shes always going everywhere with her girlfriend stealing sister. Why cant i have a boyfriend stealing brother. Pssh then maybe i can go grab some tapioca with him.
Nexon card stash.
I havent counted my stach of nx for months now. I just count it today it sum to a total of $1715. Now that i think about it, i wasted my money on the wrong thing.. shouldve bought a 30 attack dragon khanjar with that money instead. Lol. SINderellar of Scania! Fuck Bellocan.
Are you really trying to piss me off on purpose?
omgitsajeezy: I’m so tired of getting into little fights and arguments. I’m tired of forcing myself to go to sleep knowing there’s something wrong. I’m tired of this. OMG! You too??! High five!
When your caught in an akward moment. Make it more...
Ex) Your jacking off to porn. Mom walks in and sees you. Look at her with a poker face then go back to watching porn and jacking off.
An old awkward moment.
I remember months ago me and Micah and Allen went back to my house from Christine’s house and while Allen was in the bathroom, me and Micah took off our clothes and sprayed ourselves with perfume and then Allen walks in… Talk about bad timing..
Falling asleep on the phone
aysiamalaysia: It makes me feel secure. Knowing that you’re on the other line, listening to me breathe. I love that feeling. Hearing you tell me stories. Having the longest conversations, laughing and playfully teasing each other until I close my eyes and settle down. When you know that I’ve already gotten too tired to speak, you occasionally whisper “I love you.” And if I’m not completely...
Its hard to get striaght answer these days.. -__-
One thing a girl hates is being compared to other...
tiffhoneey: viasayys: Don’t matter if you’re her boyfriend of 5+ years, a good ass guy friend, or just a friend in general. She may just play along and laugh about it … but inside, she’s probably like fuck that bitch! And the worst part is, she’ll remember it and replay the conversation in her head, over and over again. Amen! As if us guys dont feel the same..
Lost and found.
Nothing i hate more than loosing something and then looking all over the place for like hours and then after you find out that its on the table or its somewhere right in the open and you dont even see it. I also hate it when you parents tell you to go get something and they tell you where it is and you go there and it ISNT there but when they go there they do like some fucking abrakadabra shit and...
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
sweetvily: antheaislegit-: omg haha, i had one of these. wtf. hAVEN’T HAD THOSE IN AGES TROLOLOL! (= I always wondered. How does it fell if you put your dick in one of these. >.> DONT JUDGE. I BET SOME OF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
Nothing feels better than walking around the house...
I wish they had some scarf for your balls. Keep them warm..
I wish I was a cat.
crisellaa: They seem to have nice lives. YOU CAN BE ME FOR A DAY? YEAH?
Theres always a song that takes me back to those...
So my dad picked up me and Kelly from tutoring the other day and my mom called and i picked up for him cus he was driving. Me: Yeah mom? Mom: Ask dad what card he uses for chase. Me: Hey what card do you use for chase. Dad: Uhh… ing ing ing kah kuh kink king ling ing ing la ling ing. (Tries to sound it out) Me: Dad says he uses an ing ingka ling ling jing king ing ling king diggle ling...
"She uses her prettiness to get followers"
omgitsajeezy: LOL, uh no. You’re just jealous that people are reblogging her pictures because she’s pretty and apparently she’s getting followers from it cause she also has good posts. Don’t expect her to hide behind a brick wall and not show off her pretty ass face. Cause if I was hot, I’d be showing that shit off. LOL. DONT HATE ME CUS IM BEAUTIFUL.
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful.
kayayeeoh: christinerneener: NIGGA NOW YOU STEALING MINE&JEROME’S SONG? MY NAME IS KERI, I’M SO VERY, FLY OH MY IT’S A LITTLE BIT SCARY. Prettier than a picture. Sweeter than a swisher
New Years Resolution:
BE NICER TO Donna. (: